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For these few days ahead, maybe we can believe that miracles do happen. The Hills
star Spencer Pratt has been forced to keep quiet for a while, because he just had a hole in his tongue stitched up.
According to TMZ, the reality TV celebrity got into a rather bloody incident concerning his dog. The two were playing tug-of-war with the pup, using a little rope toy. Spencer Pratt, genius that he is, put one end of the plaything inside his mouth and you can guess what happened next.
If you weren’t able to put two and two together, here’s what went on. The rope slipped from The Hills star’s jaw, and Spencer Pratt bit down on his own tongue. Wait, we mean right through his own tongue.
Spencer headed straight to the hospital to let the doctor mend the gaping hole in his licker, that hole in his pie-hole or what have you. He was also advised to keep his mouth shut for the following days, which makes us raise our arms and sing Hallelujah. Despite this being temporary, maybe the Hills celeb believes this is an indication for silence for the rest of the year.
The report goes on to say that Pratt thought getting his tongue stitched is “a sign from God that he needs to continue to keep his mouth shut in 2010.” Unfortunately, that doesn’t fully stop him from promoting himself. After all, there’s still Twitter.
Spencer Pratt posted photos of his scarred tongue on his account, and even put up a warning. We’re not going to bring those nasty images to this site though. You’ll just have to see for yourself.
Hearing about King Spencer buying his own music company was alarming enough, but seeing this Pratt on the jacket of a CD? Makes you feel like the apocalypse has come as a holiday surprise, doesn’t it? Reports say that the Hills star recently posted the design of his album cover on his Twitter account, where he’s been promoting his new single titled “I’m a Celebrity.”
As you can see from the photo of Spencer Pratt’s album cover, it delivers what one expects of it. It’s the guy’s face as he fans himself with several dollar bills and towers over a silhouetted Hollywood. The glaring beams of blue behind him are obviously spotlights, focusing on the self-proclaimed King.
What’s more, the bold and blocked font of Spencer’s name with blue-to-white gradients emphasizes his desire to make himself known. As if he wasn’t already. But it could definitely use a bit of contrast; blue letters against a blue background don’t really work that well. Unless, of course, he’s implying that he’s blue-blooded royalty, then he did a good job.
Spencer Pratt’s album cover simply highlights the fact that he thinks he’s reached absolute celebrity status and he’s proud of it. You may think the album cover’s not as artful or profound as those of veteran musicians, but it’s from the star of The Hills. We’re not really holding out for much.
But if you’re still interested in what Spencer Pratt has to offer in terms of music, you might want to know that his single, “I’m a Celebrity” (just like the album’s title, yes), will be out soon. It will be available online a few days before Christmas.
“My new single “I’m A Celebrity” is available on iTunes 12/22,” Spencer posted on his Twitter. We’re only hoping he could at least do better than his wife, who launched her music career last year. While she’s on her way to conquering the literary world – everyone shudder! – we wait as her husband does what he can with this musical effort.
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