The Hills: Spencer Pratt Calls Wife the New Michael Jackson

What the eff.  If Spencer Pratt is kidding, that’d be great.  But given the size of this guy’s ego, we’re never sure.  The Hills
star discussed his thoughts on his wife’s foray into music during the Miss Universe pageant, which was months ago.  He just can’t let go of the attention.

While many believed Heidi Montag was imitating Britney Spears, her husband believes that she’s more than that.  During an interview with Jessi Cruickshank, host of The Hills: The After Show, Speidi announced how they were on par with the late music icon Michael Jackson.  Unbelievable.

Spencer Pratt said that seeing Heidi on stage, he realized that she’s the “the new, modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson.”  He just couldn’t keep his mouth shut, saying how the legendary musician’s “spirit” could be residing in Heidi’s body.  Please, we’re pretty sure the man’s soul has better things to do than inhabit a fame-starved reality star.

Oh, but Spencer didn’t stop there.  He says Heidi is “way bigger” than Michael Jackson.  What exactly is he referring to?  Bigger ego comes to mind.

“Michael Jackson’s in heaven,” the Hills celebrity announced.  “The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom!  For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit.”

As for Heidi, she told Us Weekly about looking up to Britney Spears and hoping to be the next pop sensation.  “I grew up watching Britney Spears,” the Hills actress said.  “That’s someone I aspire to be, you know, like, career-wise.”

Well, she certainly has a lot of competition for that title and the spotlight.  Even so, there’s something else Heidi aspires to be. “I think the world is ready for the next pop star, and I’m ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go.”  Sometimes we just can’t wait to pop that pimple out of existence.